Horace finds himself standing in awe next to an enormous Christmas cracker, its looming presence amplified by the sight of two foreboding moons hovering above.
A Peculiar Package
As these strange celestial giants rise higher, a peculiar package breaks through the ground.
Its surface appears marred and worn, much like a wound tightly wrapped.
An unsettling presence lurks within.
You can almost feel the coarse handles under your grip, leaving a disconcerting trace on your skin.
Now, muster all your strength! Tear through the fabric, exorcising the bond of flesh to expose the horrid surprise inside! The excitement swells! Pull out the note and scrutinize the message etched upon it.
Let the Festivities Begin!
Here’s the riddle: Why do oil rig workers favor sparkling water?
And the punchline? Because Still Wakes The Deep.
Indulge in Mirth
So, indulge in your mirthful delight!
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